porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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