she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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