why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ๐๐
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You donโt need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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