Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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