Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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