the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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