you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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