fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize