So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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