It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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