I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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