he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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