So drunk its hurt
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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