i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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