Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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