coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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