john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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