ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
