her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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