Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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