Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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