I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
True college students do jello shots in the library
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