Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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