It's Friday. Sex?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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