yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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