Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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