Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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