question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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