Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I look better un-naked...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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