so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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