i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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