i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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