just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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