Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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