just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize