He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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