normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
