Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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