Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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