I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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