I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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