Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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