If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Someone signed my nipple.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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