I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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