Christians are straight up FREAKS
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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