i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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