What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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