Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
