and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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