butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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