your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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