but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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