S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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