you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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