Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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