I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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