Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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