i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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