that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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